Chocolate Pelican


the act of sitting on someone’s face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
“bro. gave my girlfriend a chocolate pelican last night”
“oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. she’d be all like, ‘not in my hair you don’t.’

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