chocolate salty balls


a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his b-lls.
stick ’em in your mouth and suck ’em.- chef, referring to his chocolate salty b-lls
a type of chocolate candy cooked by chef on south park (played be r&b singer isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode “chef’s chocolate salty b-lls”, as well as appearing on the cd “chef aid: the south park alb-m”
-song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my b-lls?
they’re big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my b-lls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty b-lls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
a guys b-lls that are covered in sh-t because he whiped his -ss forward instead of backwards.
she went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty b-lls

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