chocolate sombrero
a brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador
standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming t-rd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral s-x while on her knees.
your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once i nutted, i stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
when a person sh-ts while riding a chindo, leaving the sh-t in the shape of a sombrero
after making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.
Read Also:
- Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son
that crazy person who think they all that smart junk {in a come back} u a choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!! {when tlking about someone} yea she a choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
- Involved
a distinct pattern that can be found on almost all ugly christmas sweaters, and most thrift store sweaters. the patterns can range in size and shape but normally has crazy colors. the patterns often resemble native american styles and designs. involved can also be used in describing other clothing such as shoes, shorts, shirts, hats. […]
- Cholestrolling
purposefully blocking a walkway so people can’t get past, much like cholesterol in an artery. person 1: “we should move, we’re in people’s way…” person 2: “b-tch please, i’m cholestrolling!” person 1: “omg, move!” person 2: “hahaha… cholestrololol” person 1: “stfu d:
- Masturbitionist
a person who publicly m-st-rb-t-s, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism my neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
- Masturbatoreum
coined by the great r/oman horvaticus, a term referring to an individual’s sanctuary of self-pleasure “then i made cereal and retired to my masturbatoreum”–horvaticus