chocolate swirlie


a form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. the toilet is then flushed.
you missed it, guy! we gave karen a chocolate swirlie!
when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss and you give her a swirlie at the same time.
yeah i f-cked her, i gave that b-tch a chocolate swirlie!

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