Chocolate/Bacon Theory


the chocolate/bacon theory (cbt) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the unified theory of chocolate and bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
chocolate/bacon theory equation:

f + cb >= f

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