choke the head off my dick
the act of strenuous male masturbation
parents: “we’re going out to eat tonight. you’ll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner.”
daniel: “ok thanks! i’m also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my d-ck.”
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