choking the goose


the act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: this maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. stretching recommended.
nabeel:”blood, i was watching neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!”
chris: “no way mans!”

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