choose your own adventure


a response to a question when you don’t really want to be the one to make the decision. named after the books where you literally “choose your own adventure.”
person 1: should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

person 2: i don’t know. choose your own adventure.
in message boards: these are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). if done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.
neomario: alex sees a girl comming towards him. he…

a) walks up and tells her his name.
b) runs away.
c) casually say “hi” when she gets close.
d) s-xx0rz her face!!

megamanexe 2003:d!!!!111!!11
cream: i think c ^.^
ace: e) ignore her since she’s 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then b :p
a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on snl of example.
mike (to friend): look at it… i say go for it… it’s a choose your own adventure… you’ll never know what you are going to get

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