chopping the lumber down
the first jerk of the day. this is the reason god invented morning wood. popularized by alligator dave in the song spank my monkey.
man 1: i had a mean case of morning wood today.
man 2: what did you do?
man 1: i got started chopping the lumber down of course.
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