chow mein


a wrongly spelt name for “chow mien” which means fried noodles. pr-nounced like “chao mien” usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.
shane: let’s get some chow mein!
xiangji: it’s chow mien, u f-cktard!!!
a really s-xy guy, with great fashion sense
wow look at chowmein over there, i had him last night

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