chris rosanbalm
the questionably male version of ellen “the dike” degeneris. he regularly gets p–ped on by maddy hicks. goes after girls with boyfriends and gets denied. been refered to by many as that stalkin blonde boy. scrawny -ss creepy -ss mof-cka.
that one creepy old guy from family guy will be chris rosanbalm in about 25 years.
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