Chris Sorrentino


1. lightweight who can’t get it up and likes -n-l s-x.
2. someone pr-ne to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. that bro in your dorm no one likes.
“sorry, girl, i can’t get it up”-bro f-g
“wow, you’re such a chris sorrentino”-sl-tty girl

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