Chris Stojanik
the disease that festers within your bowels. the creature in the night. the bane of your existence. if you try to run, it’ll follow. if you try to hide, it’ll know where its prey lies. it is the disgusting devil-sp-wn that lurks under your bed. beware!!!!
the chris stojanik is coming, and it’s coming for you. . .
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