Chris Takala


a) a wigger, a white n-gg-r. someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with blue sky for blood. he is known to -ssociate himself with lucas puig and has a knack for screaming: “siiiiiiick,” or, “ewwwwww.”

as an avid black ops fan, a chris takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks “too j-panese.” borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all “white -ss cracka’s” worldwide.

b)
“g-d dammit chris, you f-cking dropped b-tter into the sink!”

“hahahehehahfhaghhehaaa–wheeze…wheeze-hahaha!”

“shut the f-ck up chris! go get another half a cup of b-tter! f-ck.”

chris takala! what a wh-r-.

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