Christ-more-shit Shop
otherwise known as the christmastree shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless cr-p to fill their pack-ratty homes. “don’t you just love a bargain?” no, if fact, i do not.
wow, sam! what are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
well, the wife went to the christ-more-sh-t shop again.
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