Christ on a Raft


a term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. similar to the term “oh my g-d” can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement

“that chick is late again to get her hair did, christ on a raft i’m loosing mad cash on this sh-t”

“christ on raft, i waited in line for 4 hours”

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