christ on a shoestring
an exclamation similar to “jesus f-cking christ” with the added sentiment of getting on one’s last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. best said when one is completely baffled.
“christ on a shoestring, i have no idea what a guy wants. first date #1 wants to have s-x, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks i’m too physically aggressive if i give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. i might as well just become a lesbian.”
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