Christian Fidelis


a variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of -n-l rape). this is entirely dependent on the target’s gender. a christian fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 aud for cheap quality apparel. the majority of a christian fidelis’ time is spent in the company of a muche shumba, a professional photographer and lord of “gathos”. when not riding the muche shumba, a christian fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

– asking for photographs
– begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and “shoe game”;

– and general approval and acceptance of existence.

the most effective way to successfully provoke a christian fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the muche has escalated from friendship to one where s-xual activity is desired. the defensive mechanism a christian fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
– calling the offender a h-m-s-xual
– making a page on instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
– crying to the muche and other gatho veterans for support

one distinct physical feature found on a christian fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
guy 1: “hey, look at this photo taken by muche shumba.”
guy 2: “hahaha look at his hair, it’s the same as my grandpa’s!”
guy 1: “i know right, what a christian fidelis.”

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