Christian hedonist


a christian who believes it’s okay to have a good time for the greater glory of g-d. not to be confused with a traditional hedonist, who concentrates on s-xual pleasure, a christian hedonist is all about spiritual pleasure.
that girl is such a christian hedonist. just look at the way she enjoys singing in church. it’s barbaric!

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