Christian porn


an elusive genre of p-rn-gr-phy deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed christian sects on account of it shows actual christian married couples portraying the parts of actual christian married couples engaging in the limited set of bible-approved reproductive s-xual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual christian married couples. christian p-rn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local p-rnorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.
i tried to get hold of of some christian p-rn, but they wouldn’t give me any cause i’m not married. or christian. so f-ck them.
when a self proclaimed person declares themselves a christian and is caught watching p-rn.
man, i just caught that christian dude watching p-rn on his laptop!

must be christian p-rn!

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