Christian Zwirner


an annoying rich boy who doesn’t look people in the eye when they talk. he doesn’t understand the difference between right and wrong, and he has a hard time comprehending that fact that some people don’t like him. do not befriend this “creature”. he will rip your heart apart and stomp on it because he has no feelings whatsover and he just doesn’t care.
wow i hate all the christian zwirners in the world!

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