Christina Aguilera shower
using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. this procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like christina aguilera.
“i get off work late tonight, so i’ll just take a christina aguilera shower and i’ll be good to go to the party.”
“we’re going on a 5-day camping trip… thank g-d for the christina aguilera shower.”
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