Christmahanukkwandiwalstice
a combination of christmas (christianity), hanukkah (judaism), kwanzaa (pan-africanism), diwali (hinduism) and the winter solstice (other/none); a general term for holidays in december. more politically correct than christmahanukkwanzaa, christmahanukkwanztice and christmakkah, but less politically correct than christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstice (christmas + hannukah + kwanzaa + ramadan + diwali + solstice) and christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstiledos (all that with kaledos tacked onto the end for those lithuanian reconstructionists).
me: happy/merry christmahanukkwandiwalstice!
normal person: what the h-ll?
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