christmas crackwhore
a type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the christmas table to add a bit of ‘bang’ to the traditional festive banquet. a sm-ttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine christmas cracker, yet more pr-ne to leave the operator with a bevy of s-xually transmitted infections.
‘who wants to do this christmas crackwh-r- with me? i’d go halvesies with grandpa again, only last time we shared a christmas crackwh-r- the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than stephen hawking’s p-n-s
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