Christmas Wood
getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, b-n-r, hard-on, erect p-n-s.
“i’d just had christmas dinner with my family when… bam! christmas wood”
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww… -get’s “christmas wood”-… i gotta go to the toilet…
dude: i had a good ol’ time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
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