Christoph Waltz
an extraordinarily handsome, charming, sophisticated viennese-born actor for over 30 years who speaks three languages (german, french and english) and does a good mock italian. academy award winner for best supporting actor for his portrayal of schutzstaffel (ss) sicherheistdienst (security service) standartenführer (colonel) hans landa in quentin tarantino’s “inglourious basterds.” adored by women and men aged 16 – 60. s-x on two very fine legs. the very best way to learn german. the greatest über-bingo ever. purveyor of der humpink. the man with the thigh-parting, panty-melting stare. the only reason thousands of women worldwide are downloading dozens of german movies and tv shows with no subt-tles whatsoever. the subject of christophwaltzfans.com
“i’m learning german the christoph waltz way.”
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