christopher hawkinz
christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. it is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. it is often combined with a number do describe the amount of “hawkinz”
“i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there.”
“christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!”
“tonight is a bad night i’m getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree.”
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