Chronic Gonacockeye
dirtiest of dirty std’s. mostly transmitted from strippers, espeically ones that like to dabble in meth.
cause is unknown, but studies point to excessive atm, and c-m facials.
mostly hits the demographic of middle aged men (30-50) who frequent dive strip bars. side effect are but not limited to: bad breath (duh), crack head like lessions on face and upper body, pealing lips and discolored whites of eyes -(too much poo in the c-m shot)
moral of the story is strippers are gross… and bad for your health. chronic gonac-ckeye is no joke
stripper walks up to a poor lonely 36 year old shlup and wants to atm. they do the deed, facial shot and all. she then comes in for the goodbye kiss.. and bam chronic gonac-ckeye~ stripper are the only woman that can carry it…. i think it might be the m-ss amounts of victoria secret love spell they wear… apparently smelling like sweddish fish is attractive?!?!?
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