Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome


a sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. while incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.
i’m sorry mrs. smith. you might as well stop your son’s violin lessons. he will never be a virtuoso. he has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

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