Chronic traveler
– an almost frantic compulsion to travel the world, exploring the most depressed, off-the-beaten-track destinations in an attempt to broaden horizons, gain a deeper understanding of those less fortunate, and generally feel better about yourself, and your egalitarian worldliness.
– seeking out various backwater and third world locales in which to spend your valued vacation time, as a way to slum, learn and feed your self important elitism.
– a vacationer more apt to sleep on a dirt floor in senegal than a bed at the hotel le meurice.
– see also cultural slumming, safariist, and being on safari.
sally backpacker, an obsessed chronic traveler, planned out this summer’s itinerary, making sure to hit bhutan, equatorial guinea and malawi, with a return trip through bangladesh.
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