Chuck Mangione
a flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, feels so good, in 1977.
chuck mangione: when i signed a contract to be the mega lo mart spokesman, i didn’t read it carefully. i have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. i haven’t had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin’ in years. so i disappeared to the last place they’d ever look for me. i’ve been living here rent-free, eating their cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. anything to stick it to the man.
a close relative to the rusty trombone, the chuck mangione requires one partner to buzz into the -ss of their lover whilst humming the melody to feel so good (the 1977 smooth jazz sensation).
after the opera, chad gave me the 9:42 alb-m version of a chuck mangione.
g-d, i hope they c-m before the guitar solo, i’m getting dizzy.
the best jazz musician, and one of the best musicians period.
a: have you heard that chuck mangione song, the children of sanchez?
b: yeah, that song is the sh-t!
when your s-xual partner is in the doggie-style position, and you place your right hand on the top of their -ss (like holding a trumpet), and proceed to give your partner a rim job. when you come up for air, you have a poo-beard similar to chuck mangione’s beard.
“man, i rimmed my girl out doggie style last night, and i got a chuck mangione.”
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