chuffed as a beavers clout
chuffed as in happy. beavers clout as in a beavers v-g-n-. and the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.
“wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!”
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