Church Fanatic


noun. a person who believes that imaginary people or places are real such as jesus, g-d, satan, angel, demon, heaven, h-ll, etc. to remedy this, you must stop believing that these imaginary beings are real or you will be labeled as a “church fanatic” and possibly be put in a mental hospital.
keep your silly ideas away from me, you church fanatic.

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