Church league softball team
typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. all activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. note: not be confused with “ringer church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.
scott asked me to join the church league softball team. after checking with my alcoholics anonymous partner, i was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if i wanted to stay sober.
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