Church Porn


heteros-xual (of course) soft core p-rn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn’t explicitly show penetration, doesn’t imply -n-l penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. often found on cinemax after dark.
my wife got h-rny last night after we watched some church p-rn.

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