churchill gene
a gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.
named after british war-time prime minister, who defeated hitler’s germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.
jane: what exams results did you get?
dave: straight a’s cuzz.
jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
dave: must be the churchill gene.
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