churning chunky peanut butter
while doing a girl in the -ss without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scr-ping your d-ck raw as you f-ck.
i was totally rushed so i slammed right into her -ss… then i realized i was churning chunky peanut b-tter. that sh-t was painful but i just couldn’t stop, dude!
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