Cincinnati Shoe Horn


flaccid p-n-s + stubborn b-tthole + a thumb = cincinnati shoehorn.

1. the act of using one’s thumb to -ssist in the insertion of a flaccid p-n-s into a b-tthole.

2. east portland hipper than you-ing, except with a flaccid p-n-s and a willing, non-hipster partner.
james: hey man, how was your night?

paul: well i had a little whiskey d-ck, so i had to start off with the cincinnati shoe horn, but it got the job done.

james: gross man.

Read Also:

  • choompey

    can mean somone who is on the chubby side but not necessarily an insult. apparently derived from persian for “little lovely” she/he was nice but a bit choompey. you are right choompey

  • chivival

    the revival if chivalry. men are beginning to realize that their chivival in the dating scene depends on their stepping up their game.

  • First-Waver

    a person who is so ridiculously domesticated that there is no doubt in your mind that, if the world were to become inhospitable to the m-sses, the person in question would surely be among the first to die due to their incompetence and lack of adaptability. a: christ in a chicken basket! i just saw […]

  • Sunset Mids

    term given to already vaporized marijuana being sold as a “special” type of mids. given the name sunset because of the brown/copper hue to the cooked plant material. i ripped off all those middle schoolers by selling them some “sunset mids”

  • Fishster

    an offshoot of the men’s hipster style movement, identified by dressing in fisherman inspired clothing in an urban environment. a fishster looks like he just got back from working the docks, or several months at sea searching for whale blubber. tight jeans, pea coat, knit hat, facial hair, and possible vest. a person with a […]


Disclaimer: Cincinnati Shoe Horn definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.