Cinco de Mayo Eve


a culturally significant mexican holiday on may 4th commemorating the first cinco de mayo celebration.

traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying cinco de mayo decorations, and camping out at taco bell.
lars: lets celebrate cinco de mayo eve in lithuania!
hans: are you kidding? i’d rather be dead in latvia than alive in lithuania.
lars: you are right.

nat: hey! lets invite kat to our cinco de mayo eve camp-out!
everyone: no.
a culturally significant holiday for persons of mexican heritage celebrated yearly on may 4th. traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying cinco de mayo decorations, and camping-out at taco bell.
mat: hey, you want to go camp-out for cinco de mayo eve at taco bell?
kat: why?
mat: so we can get the first tacos on cinco de mayo at taco bell! its a cultural obligation.
a culturally significant mexican holiday on may 4th commemorating the first cinco de mayo celebration. traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying cinco de mayo decorations, and camping out at taco bell.
lars: lets celebrate cinco de mayo eve in lithuania!
hans: are you kidding? i’d rather be dead in latvia than alive in lithuania.
lars: you are right.

nat: hey! lets invite kat to our cinco de mayo eve camp-out!
everyone: no.

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