Clarence Reginald Whorley Award
this award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.
historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
there is no contesting this award
this award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circ-mstances.
2. as a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous chicago maître d’ frank brown. if the rare circ-mstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of frank brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous nancy green.
friend 1 “is carmen finally coming down to hang out?”
friend 2 “no, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! this is ridiculous! i nominate carmen for the clarence reginald whorley award for lifetime achievement!”
friend 1 “i concede that nomination! he’s a shoe in, good call!!”
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