Clark Kent Syndrome
where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his gl-sses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.
(sees guy without his gl-sses)
girl 1: omfg! where are you gl-sses?!
guy: i got contacts.
girl 1: aha….. (distracted)
girl 2: (whispers) clark kent syndrome.
girl 1: yeah, totally….
based off superman, it’s the inability to notice that someone wearing gl-sses and that person not wearing gl-sses are the same person.
kyle: tim? is that you?
tim: yeah.
kyle: oh. i almost didn’t notice you with your gl-sses on.
tim: yep. that’s clark kent syndrome for you.
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