Cleaning out the fish-tank
a particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman’s beef curtains. ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
jon : why didnt you answer your phone last night?
ad : mate! i was cleaning out the fish-tank
jon : but i phoned back an hour later
ad : bow chicka wow wow
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