cleaveland steamer
having a one night stand, then taking a sh-t on your sleeping partner’s chest before leaving.
“what happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?”
“she p-ssed out half way through, so i gave her a cleaveland steamer and took off”
i cleaveland steamer is when a man defecates on a woman’s chest after some period of intercourse. a variation of this is the “chili dog” which takes the cleaveland steamer one step further by “t-tty f-cking” the woman using the feces as lubricant.
i dont have that much gumption; after i gave her the cleaveland steamer, i couldn’t chili dog her without laughing.
when a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his b-ttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
“i took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept.”
“didn’t the beeping wake her up?”
“i whispered.”
the so-called erotic act of deficating on one’s partner.
rod left a cleaveland steamer on veronica’s chest.
the process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn’t wanna marry her.), and dropping webster (sh-t) all over her chest.
she wanted an experience she’d never forget, so i gave her a cleaveland steamer.
the act of deficating on a female’s chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.
i gave amber a cleaveland steamer right after i ate at tacco bell and the b-tch p-ssed out right there.
(no one has gotten this right yet!) an official “cleaveland steamer” is sh-tting on a girl’s chest while receiving head, plain and simple. now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. for instance, you can be having s-x, and right before you’re about to c-m you pull out to put it in the girl’s mouth, and then as you’re c-mming take a sh-t on her chest (bonus points!). it all depends on how creative you wanna get.
felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer
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