clergy christmas
when church pastors or priests secretly pray that christmas falls on a sunday—when the overworked clergy can kill two partridges with one holy stone.
the bishop has asked one mathematically inclined church leader to figure out how often clergy christmas takes place every century—a christmaths problem that would bedevil most servants of god.
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