cleveland hot pocket
follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.
step 1 – remove turntable from “friends” microwave oven.
step 2 – sh-t on said turntable.
step 3 – cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
tip – cook until sh-t begins to bubble and billow steam.
i’m going to give that little corn-fed b-tch the cleveland hot pocket.
the act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one’s sh-t and c-m. and then feeding it to a partner.
these cleveland hot pockets are f-cking delicious!
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