Cleveland Screaming Chicken
a s-xual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. just as he is about to bust, the male screams out a chicken sounding “buckoooock!” to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face. the male then proceeds to rapidly sh-t on the female’s chest as he would when giving her a “cleveland steamer.”
i went back to a really drunk girl’s apartment last night and gave her a cleveland screaming chicken. she p-ssed out before we got to bed so i beat off in her face, when i was about to c-m i screamed “buckoooock!” as she was startled awake i blew my load all over her face and laid a hot steamer on her t-ts. thankfully i was able to grab my wallet and keys before running out of her back door!
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