Cleveland Stairmaster


while walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile sh-t or sharting (fart & sh-t at the same time) on the person behind you.
guy 1: dude you wouldn’t believe what my girl did last night!

guy 2: she didn’t fake it?

guy 1: nah, i was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her -ss and she suprised me with a cleveland stairmaster!

guy 2: dude….

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