click it and stick it
a phrase used by many american right-thinking, freedom-loving people who are keenly aware of the continual erosion of civil rights, privacy and disintigration of const-tutional liberties brought on by whiney, liberal nanny-state do-gooders who think big government is needed to protect individuals from themselves.
i was riding in frank’s car, napping in the p-ssenger seat when the cop pulled us over. i got ticketed for not wearing my seat belt. seat belt, my -ss… it’s now an oppression belt! i say click it and stick it!
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