Climbing the Mountain


the act of having s-x with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.
chubby b here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for s-x since he was 12.
short guys pursuing taller women.

often trying to compensate for their own height.
“d-mn, that guy is only as tall as her b–bs. now that’s what i call climbing the mountain.”

“i don’t date short men. if you’re obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb mount everest.”

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