Clinton Portis
washington redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an all pro level throughout his career.
dude, i totally pulled a clinton portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.
a running back for the washington redskins. consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays
craig-dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on brian dawkins?
nick-yea, he made dawkins look retarted
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